May 2013
myrtlewilson:
myrtlewilson:
fun fact one time i auditioned for a play and the character called for a russian accent and i did mine for the director and got the part and she stopped me on my way out and asked my how i got it so believable sounding and i didn’t have the heart to tell her it was because of the amount of time i spend imitating chekov from star trek when i’m home alone
i’m...
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A haiku:
Yelling all night long In such close proximity dear neighbors please die
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Every other day:
Facebook: It's {John Smith's} Birthday! Write on his wall!
Me: Who the fuck is {John Smith}?
*unfriends*
Narrator: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!!!
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WatchA GOLDEN WOOL BIOTCH
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Day 3. Going on 72 sleepless hours, jk I slept one hour last night plus one hour the night before. I don’t know what day it is. There is a perpetual swarm of fruit flies circling my head…. but no, they’re just swimming black dots that are mostly visible when I look at the sky or a sheet of white paper. I’m wearing flashy pants to draw the onlooker’s gaze away from my face, which is probably too...
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roloandthendies asked: You are 2 cute btw. I love your hair. :)
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April 2013
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How To Trick People Into Thinking You’re Normal |... →
I feel like I’ve been writing this in my journal for the past 5 years.. which is disturbing yet comforting at the same time.
